Jul
23
2009
How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills (2007)
Are you one of those assholes that angrily blurt out survival tips at incompetent fucktards in horror movies? Well what if you were really in that doomed soul’s soles…would you be able to keep a clear head and ditch those bratty kids you’re babysitting at the first sign of paranormal activity? If you need a refresher course in horror movie survival skills, Seth Grahame-Smith has got you covered.
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